valmora: "Monty Python and the Holy Grail": King Arthur abusing a peasant, captioned "Help, help, I'm being repressed!" (repression)
Title: No Bloodless Feud
Fandom: Hetalia
Rating: PG-13, for language and brief sexualized imagery and implied historical nasty
Pairings: Turkey, Turkey/Greece UST, Cyprus, TRNC
Time period: starts in the 1500s, ends in the 1970's.
Disclaimer: historia fanaticae scribo ergo non mihi. Or something. It's been a while since I studied Latin and Google translate is little help.
The cut-text is adapted from the introduction to the 1001 Nights.

Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] cinderscape as part of the [livejournal.com profile] help_japan auction.

It is related (but God alone is all-knowing, as well as all-wise, and almighty, and all-bountiful), that there was, in ancient times, a Nation of the Empire of Osman, possessing numerous troops, and guards, and servants, and domestic dependents...* )
valmora: A member of the Ankh-Morpork Fools' Guild, captioned "I am not insane, just very very very eccentric." (eccentric)
This is a totally incoherent (but very short) list of recs. Will fix it and add the AO3 stuff. Eventually.

I have a distinct tendency towards dynamic-duo-centric fic, and I'm sort of indifferent to whether it's slash or not.


Most recent update: 27 April 2011

still lacks the AO3 stuff, but is at least more than URLs now. at least partly. )
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I decided to start a thread at [livejournal.com profile] help_japan.

That thread is here.

The way it works is you bid on what I'm offering (fic, 500-1K words, Hetalia, B-13, or original fic), and once/if you win, you get it made (written) for you. What you bid, you donate to a charity of your choice.

This entry is public, because although I don't expect anyone to bid, I would like to at least make the effort.

Starting bid is $5.
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I've been lax about posting lately, so here's a meme for good measure. I took it from [livejournal.com profile] pargoletta, who got it from [livejournal.com profile] shayheyred.

As Pargo comments, it feels a bit narcissistic to do this meme, but:

Pick a paragraph (or any passage between... let's say 200 and 600 words) from anything I've written, and comment to this post with that selection. I will then give you a DVD commentary on that snippet: what I was thinking when I wrote it, why I wrote it in the first place, what's going on in the character's heads, why I chose certain words, what this moment means in the context of the rest of the fic, lots of awful puns, and anything else that you'd expect to find on a DVD commentary track.

fanfic index
original fic tag (locked)
valmora: "Monty Python and the Holy Grail": King Arthur abusing a peasant, captioned "Help, help, I'm being repressed!" (repression)
Title: Hearts and Minds
Fandom: Hetalia
Characters: Greece/Turkey
Rating: R
Notes: originally posted here for this prompt on the kink meme, and kindexed here. This is a rather belated de-anon; I think I missed it when it was indexed.

Summary: Turkey's history and pain are written on his body.

the kindex summary is more fun but more misleading )
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For this year's Yuletide I wrote three pieces, all of which are archived on the Archive of Our Own.

For my recipient, Niki, I ended up writing two pieces:

The Whelp for the Old English riddle poem "Wulf and Eadwacer".
The child is gone, but the heart remains, even separated.

Sleeping Arrangements (Banlieue 13)
With his place bombed to nothing, Leïto (and Lola) have to sleep somewhere. Damien offers his apartment. (post-Ultimatum)


And then for isabeau, whose prompt interested me, I wrote a Yuletide Madness fic,

Uxorilocal (Mulan)
A short exploration of political issues leading up to Mulan and Shang's wedding.
valmora: "we three" witches, meeting again (Default)
Title: A Positive Experience
Fandom: Hetalia
Rating: R
Characters: Germany/North Italy, France, Belgium, ensemble
Notes: originally posted here for this request on the kink meme, and not kindexed yet.
Disclaimer: lala himaruya's

Linguistic note: In French, the word for the nation of Germany (l’Allemagne) is feminine, so of course France makes his grammar agree accordingly. Deutschland in German is not feminine, but fortunately for everyone involved, making the agreement in French doesn’t change the pronunciation.


Summary: France insinuates lewd things about Italy's virginity. Germany is sufficiently annoyed by this that he decides (with some help from Belgium) that it's time to pursue Italy.

virginity is valued only because it guarantees paternity, and thus is stupid to discuss in the case of nonreproductive sex. )
valmora: "Monty Python and the Holy Grail": King Arthur abusing a peasant, captioned "Help, help, I'm being repressed!" (repression)
Title: Unfortunate Timing
Fandom: Hetalia
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Norway/Denmark, Iceland, America
Notes: originally written here for this kink meme prompt and not kindexed yet.

I did some editing of the dialogue to US-Southern up the Nordics a bit, in order to be more in line with my interpretation of their accents in Japanese.

Summary: Denmark reads a draft of a treaty out loud at a meeting.

more about proposals )
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Title: 893
Fandom: Hetalia
Characters: America/Japan, cameos by several of the Japanese Prefectures
Rating: PG-13
Notes: originally posted here to fill this prompt and not kindexed yet.

Summary: America barges in on Japan's New Year, as he barges into everything else, and Japan is forced to remind him of some unpleasantness.

if you know how the title is pronounced*, you know what this is about )
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If you are interested in participating in Yuletide this year, go to http://yuletidetreasure.org/ and go NOMINATE FANDOMS. Fandoms not nominated during this week-long nomination period will not be available for requesting (or offering) when the time comes!
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Title: Galatea Unset
Fandom: Hetalia
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Sweden/Finland
Notes: Originally posted here for this prompt and kindexed here.

The statue described was one whose photograph I saw while reading a book on Finnish history; I didn't manage to scan the photo, so I had to use a little creative license. I believe the real one was near Vyborg/Viipuri, and would therefore be part of Russia now.

Summary: Sweden and Finland find a memorial on their travels, and Sweden thinks on war, and on his beloved. (modern-day)

In which Finland's penchant for distraction pays off. )
valmora: "Monty Python and the Holy Grail": King Arthur abusing a peasant, captioned "Help, help, I'm being repressed!" (repression)
Title: The Lights of Thine Eyes, and the Light of Thy Sword
Fandom: Hetalia
Rating: R/NC-17
Characters: Greece/Turkey, assorted shocked security goons
Notes: originally posted here for this prompt and kindexed here.

PSA: Use protection. Just because these two are going at it bareback doesn't mean you should. In fact, you probably shouldn't.

in which travel is conducted and ambassadors are inconvenienced )
valmora: "Monty Python and the Holy Grail": King Arthur abusing a peasant, captioned "Help, help, I'm being repressed!" (repression)
Title: For a Lifetime
Fandom: Hetalia
Rating: PG
Characters: Sweden/Finland, Sámi (Lapland), Karelia
Disclaimer: not mine, etc.
Notes: Originally posted here to fill this request and not kindexed yet.

Summary (from the kindex): A hungry wolf watches Finland and his brothers in their little home in the forest.

it's much cuter than the summary sounds, I promise )
valmora: "Monty Python and the Holy Grail": King Arthur abusing a peasant, captioned "Help, help, I'm being repressed!" (repression)
Title: Learning from History
Fandom: Hetalia-Vorkosigan Saga crossover
Characters: Japan, Cetaganda
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: not mine, etc
Notes: originally posted on the kink meme for this prompt and kindexed here.

There is no offense meant by this piece.

Japan isn't sure he likes where Cetaganda's going )
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Title: Triptych
Fandom: Hetalia-Vorkosigan Saga fusion
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Gregor Vorbarra, Aral and Cordelia Naismith Vorkosigan, Sergyar, Komarr, Barrayar
Disclaimer: not mine.
Notes: originally written at the kink meme for this request and kindexed here.

the barrayaran empire contains three Planets )
valmora: "Monty Python and the Holy Grail": King Arthur abusing a peasant, captioned "Help, help, I'm being repressed!" (repression)
Title: Commemorative
Fandom: Hetalia
Pairing: Greece/Turkey
Rating: NC-17
Notes: Originally written here on the kink meme for this prompt and kindexed here.

Timeline/history notes: Takes place in the future. The twins are of course Cyprus and Northern Cyprus; even in the future Turkey is the only one who acknowledges that he and Greece had twins.

Summary (based on the one from the kindex): Turkey had a great night. And he's going to have a great morning, too. This is how Greece gives congratulations.

Turkey’s nose is warm but the back of his neck is cold. )
valmora: "Monty Python and the Holy Grail": King Arthur abusing a peasant, captioned "Help, help, I'm being repressed!" (repression)
Title: Reserved Seat
Fandom: Hetalia
Characters: Japan-centric, Japan/America, England/France implied
Rating: heavy PG-13 or R
Notes: originally posted here for this prompt and not kindexed yet. Also, did you know that a shamisen smells fantastic?
Disclaimer: characters not mine, attitudes of characters not necessarily designed to show my own opinions but rather take the point of view of the stereotyped nation involved.

Summary: Today, Japan is horny. He is also properly socialized and therefore restrained about it.

with bonus reference to my OTP, Satsuma and Choshu! )
valmora: "Monty Python and the Holy Grail": King Arthur abusing a peasant, captioned "Help, help, I'm being repressed!" (repression)
Title: Appetizer
Fandom: Hetalia
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Finland/Sweden; order is important
Warnings: unmitigated PWP
Notes: originally posted here for this prompt and kindexed here.

Slightly bowdlerized summary (from the kindex): A needy Sweden persuades Finland to stop thinking about cooking dinner and do him.

yeah, like that )
valmora: "we three" witches, meeting again (Default)
Title: Dinner Service
Fandom: Hetalia
Rating: hard R or NC-17
Pairing: North Italy/Germany. The order does matter.
Originally posted: here on the kink meme for this prompt and not kindexed yet.
Notes: There's a stereotype in Japan of yakuza rolling their r's, and according to Wikipedia a weapon that the Triads like to use to injure people is a machete, nicknamed "watermelon knife".

Warnings: There are implications of potential or threatened violence, especially as regards sex, that may squick some readers.

Summary: Italy's bad day leads to his Mafia-like side showing. Germany is appreciative.

hooray for sex scenes! )
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