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Title: Vengeances
Rating: PG-13 for language
Fandom: tGE AU
Pairing: none
Disclaimer: If I owned Mac and Ramsey, I would probably be a much older very different person. The only part of this that belongs to me (and [livejournal.com profile] figletofvenice) is the situation in which the tGE crew is a group of teenagers in modern day.
Notes: churned out in about ten minutes. It's not the best I've ever written.



Sandy and RJ met because they were the only people willing to associate with each other in their seventh grade history class. RJ had recently, according to rumor, 'been suspended for bringing a gun to school,' an accusation that was not only untrue but would have made him laugh if he had known about it. Sandy had recently pissed off half the school's population by punching Kelly Soren for calling him 'fag' to his face and then proceeding to kick her in the ribs after she fell down.

RJ knew the exaggerated version of the latter tale, and had been so amused by Kelly's plight that he'd decided he liked Sandy even before they ever met in person. His uptight persona, worn in school, was of course required to sympathize with the girl at least somewhat, but the second week of class, in which the seating arrangement put them across the row from one another, had RJ slipping Sandy a note of, Bet Kelly Soren will have a bruise for WEEKS. Good for you, she's a bitch.

Sandy's note back said, Most girls are. Wait, what did Mrs B just say about the German Stalags?

Date: 2005-08-23 02:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valmora.livejournal.com
Violent!Sandy! I love him.
He's gay, not emasculated, so - yes. The world needs more unrepetantly-violent!Sandy. There should be a scene where Sandy is like, "LEMME AT HIM" for something totally trivial and Roger is like, "Ssh, calm down, stop that... ::pets Sandy without realizing it:: "

Date: 2005-08-23 03:05 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] figletofvenice.livejournal.com
Well, most men don't punch/kick girls anyway. At least, not in my experience. So he's got some violence issues to kick I girl while she's down. Or something.

"LEMME AT HIM" for something totally trivial and Roger is like, "Ssh, calm down, stop that... ::pets Sandy without realizing it:: "
Adorable! Now, write it. XDXD

Date: 2005-08-23 03:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valmora.livejournal.com
most men don't punch/kick girls anyway
Sandy is apparently not most men. XD Besides, I think I implied earlier that he doesn't view girls as special and doesn't treat them any more gently than he does guys (he's not fond of girls as a gender, actually), so for him, punching a girl is just a slightly more socially inacceptable version of punching a guy.

he's got some violence issues
I smell....oncoming plot bunny! Run while you still can! ^_^
But yes, he probably has a therapist who's like, "Are your violent tendencies in any way related to your relationship with your mother?"
Sandy: My violent tendencies are related to the fact that people are idiots.
therapist: Why do people make you angry?
Sandy: Because they ask stupid questions.
therapist: What kinds of stupid questions?
Sandy: Like, (adopts falsetto) "Omigod! So, like, you're Roger's best friend! Could you! Like! Ask him if he wants! To go on a date with me!"
therapist: (thinking) DENIAL, KID, IT'S NOT YOUR FRIEND... (says) And do these requests make you angry?
Sandy: Why are you looking at me like that?

Date: 2005-08-23 03:27 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] figletofvenice.livejournal.com
Sandy is a twisted individual. Seriously. Not that I mind. Ahaha.

Mmmm! Plot bunny! Write it!

DENIAL, KID, IT'S NOT YOUR FRIEND
That poor, poor therapist. I really feel for him/her.

Write! It!

Date: 2005-08-23 03:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valmora.livejournal.com
Sandy is a twisted individual
His sexual tension is just wound so tight that it explodes in unexpected ways. If he were to ever start getting laid regularly, he'd probably be much more calm.

That poor, poor therapist
I think I'm going to write a ficlet from the therapist's point of view. ^.^

Date: 2005-08-24 02:39 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] figletofvenice.livejournal.com
If he were to ever start getting laid regularly, he'd probably be much more calm.

It's too bad he dies before that happens.

I think I'm going to write a ficlet from the therapist's point of view.
Oh! You should! Do it. Do it now.

Date: 2005-08-24 03:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valmora.livejournal.com
It's too bad he dies before that happens.
alternate endings!

It's in progress, actually. ^_^

Date: 2005-08-27 07:16 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] figletofvenice.livejournal.com
Aaah alternate endings, how I love thee.

I've been out of the loop for a few days (moving into college and such), so I'll have to check now and see if you've finished it! If not... then soon? Maybe?

Date: 2005-08-28 12:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valmora.livejournal.com
Yay college! I hope it goes well - that your roommates are awesome and stuff. Also, remember that you can't live on a combination of soda, coffee, instant ramen, and fic. Even good fic.
(although I have to admit, slash IS a zero-cal addiction!).

I didn't finish the Sandy-and-therapist fic because Sandy started turning into a character from an original slash fic I was writing last year. I decided to give up while I was ahead and put it out there, unfinished, as a sort of round-robin challenge for you or any other aspiring tGE ficcer to take a stab at. ^_^

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