[snippet] figletofvenice wanted pr0n, and sandy got distracted

Because, as always, I am incapable of saying no to my dear friend figletofvenice. Or, um, anyone, really. At least when it comes to fic.

Anyway, figletofvenice said she should pester me to write smut for the tGE AU.
I thought about it.
Louis and Eric said, "Naaaah."
Roger said, "I don't get laid anyway."
Willie had previously locked the door.
RJ was hiding in a closet.
And Sandy said, "Ah, what the hell. Wait, what the hell?!"

The end result was:
makeshift title: "figletofvenice wanted pr0n, and sandy got distracted"
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: tGE AU
Pairing: Sandy+Roger unrequitedness.
Disclaimer: Hoo boy. Sandy MacDonald, Roger Bartlett, Rupert Ramsey, and any other characters mentioned herein belong not to me but to MGM/UA. I have merely borrowed them and, with figletofvenice, made certain significant characterisational changes from the original movie.
Notes: this is not actually pr0n. This is Sandy musing on how he wishes his life contained more pr0n.

I meant it to be hot, or failing that, maybe happy. No. Angst and romantic depression. I am incapable of writing fluff, I tell you! (hmm... I should try to write, like, Roger/Mac fluff just as an exercise. Ow, my skull burns.)

( Therefore, In Which Sandy Does Not Get Laid (But Wishes He Did) )