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Title: Fresh Meat
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Bleach AU
Pairing: Aizen/Ichimaru
Disclaimer: Characters owned by Kubo Tite.
Notes: I wrote this so no one else would have to. Yes, it's the dreaded American High School Shippy AU! Furthermore, this was written at the urging of [livejournal.com profile] yuusei_enigma, and is entirely not what she was expecting. I'm not fond of Sousuke's voice, but what the heck. Also, I am not necessarily endorsing the attitudes, opinions, or actions portrayed in this fic.
Warnings: Implied future statutory rape (that is, sex between someone of age and someone not), boykissage, underage (and of age) consumption of cigarettes in areas where smoking is not allowed.



It's not like freshmen are the greatest things this side of the world or anything anyway, but this year's set is worse than usual. Sousuke doesn't think they were that small and meek when he was a junior, and while he wouldn't shove them into lockers or anything, they make him want to, just because of the way they shy away from him and his fellow seniors.

He finds some freshman kid hanging out in the far edge of the courtyard during lunch one time, some kid with a totally guileless smile and white hair - not bleached blond, but honest-to-God white and the palest skin he's seen since the Goth kids with the white face paint in the halls Sousuke hangs out with sometimes.

"Freshman," he says, sitting on the railing next to him. The kid comes up to his shoulders, and when Sousuke glances at him, he can't see the kid's eyes. Doesn't matter; they're probably red.

"Yeah?" the kid asks, voice low and a drawl, halfway to a Kentucky accent. "Who're you?"

"Sousuke. Your name?"

"Gin."

"First or last?" Sousuke pulls a cigarette out of the pack in his pocket.

"Personal."

"Smartass," Sousuke tells him, and lights up.

"I don't think you're supposed to do that on campus," the kid points out gleefully, but it's not the kind of glee that means I'm shocked and going to turn you in; it's the kind of glee that means, Oh, good; someone else is doing that.

"How would you prove it?" Sousuke asks. "Besides, I'm legal. Nicotine craving got you too?"

"Like anything," the freshman says, but instead of taking the offered cigarette like a normal person, he kisses Sousuke, breathes in the air Sousuke breathes out.

Sousuke doesn't do anything scary like kill him, 'cause what the fuck, he needs to get laid anyway, and if the kid's willing he's not going to argue.

The kid grins up at him and winks, opening one dark-red eye momentarily before closing it again as he tells Sousuke, "Harder to get caught smoking that way." And there's really no disagreeing with that.

Date: 2006-02-26 04:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yuusei-enigma.livejournal.com
uke!Aizen SCARES the hell out of me. I just don't understand it at all. T__T Gin would try--you know he would--but Aizen would laugh at him and quite efficiently flip the skinny thing over and out-seme him like whoa.

...Anyone that resembles uke!Aizen in RL should be run from.

Date: 2006-02-26 04:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valmora.livejournal.com
Aizen would laugh at him
Possibly even outwardly, too. Although, as I said, I have this mental image of Gin putting Shinsou to Aizen's neck...and I bet Sousuke doesn't want to ALWAYS have to do all the work. XD

resembles uke!Aizen in RL should be run from.
I didn't know he resembled uke!Aizen at the time, though. I mean, I didn't even know who Aizen was then... but if I see him again, I'll be sure to flee. XD

Date: 2006-02-26 04:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yuusei-enigma.livejournal.com
I bet Sousuke doesn't want to ALWAYS have to do all the work
That's true! And Gin is extremely lazy. XD He's more or less like "pamper me! *lies there*" XDDD Could you imagine the surprise on Gin's face if he threatened him with Shinsou and Aizen just sort of smiled and flopped back onto the bed like:

"Go right ahead. Pamper me."

"...You're not gonna laugh at me?"

"No, I don't want to work today. Go right ahead."

"...Okay! ♥"

XDD;; *needs to go write or something lmao*

Date: 2006-02-26 05:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valmora.livejournal.com
OMG YES. That's so it! And then Aizen is all undramatic, à la "Oh, yes, take me NOW. I've been a bad, bad boy." You know - the dry, totally unimpressed fake pr0n lines.

(except by the end you so know he likes it XD )

Yeah, you do need to write something. =) Me too, seems like.

Date: 2006-02-26 05:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yuusei-enigma.livejournal.com
"Oh, yes, take me NOW. I've been a bad, bad boy."
OH JESUS CHRIST HE'D SOOO DO THAT. XDDD *is laughing so hard* I almost think Gin would be cracking up as well if Aizen said that, and would tell him to shut up if he wanted him to finish the job properly.

except by the end you so know he likes it
But of course XDD Gin's good! Why else would he have his small blonde following?

*writes* x.x

Date: 2006-02-26 05:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valmora.livejournal.com
Gin would be cracking up as well
Probably. If Byakuya said that, though, I bet Renji's get all huffy. Actually, that could be a series of snippets for our favorite ships - you know, Jyuushirou/Shunsui (although I think Shunsui really has no reason to complain), Gin/Sousuke, Renji/Byakuya - and categorize the different ways their partners react.

shut up if he wanted him to finish the job
Gin is so patient. XD Renji'd just leave, I bet.

Why else would he have his small blonde following?,
'cause they're still trying to get him into bed and don't know if he's good or not? ^_~

Date: 2006-02-26 05:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yuusei-enigma.livejournal.com
Actually, that could be a series of snippets for our favorite ships
YES! We should totally do that. Renji would get so upset XP Gin would just laugh, and Jyuushirou would be like "...Is that really necessary?"

Gin is so patient. XD Renji'd just leave, I bet.
Gin would get a kick out of it, and he's got such a cracked out sense of humor, I think XDD Renji would be like "YOU'RE MAKING FUN OF ME STOP IT!!!"

'cause they're still trying to get him into bed
Kira knows ;P

Date: 2006-02-26 06:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valmora.livejournal.com
Jyuushirou would be like "...Is that really necessary?"
Shunsui: Of course it's necessary! How else am I to make clear the depth of our affection? XD

(My Shunsui sounds like Isshin. I'll shut up now and let you do all the talking for them.)

Gin would get a kick out of it,
Kinky bastard. XD He probably likes seeing women's underwear, too (and not necessarily on women, either).

Renji would be like "YOU'RE MAKING FUN OF ME STOP IT!!!"
Byakuya: I think 'making fun of' is a bit weak. 'Mocking' might be more accurate.

Date: 2006-02-26 06:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yuusei-enigma.livejournal.com
My Shunsui sounds like Isshin. I'll shut up now and let you do all the talking for them.
XDD He doesn't! But Jyuushirou would still turn redder than Renji's hair, LMAO.

He probably likes seeing women's underwear, too
Pfft, you know it. Gin's a sick puppy...er, fox. XD

'Mocking' might be more accurate.
Renji: Well, stop it either way!! *growls*

Date: 2006-02-26 06:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yuusei-enigma.livejournal.com
OMG its written.

http://blog.saint-beast.net/?p=77

Date: 2006-02-26 05:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valmora.livejournal.com
Commented to.

Jyuushirou would still turn red
He's so cute when he blushes. =)

Date: 2006-02-26 05:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yuusei-enigma.livejournal.com
Isn't he? ♥

And I shall edit later--orchestra concert now! x.x

Date: 2006-02-26 05:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yuusei-enigma.livejournal.com
aaand again!

http://blog.saint-beast.net/?p=78

vice captain!Gin-ness XD So much crap it hurts, but yeah.

Date: 2006-02-26 06:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valmora.livejournal.com
It's not so bad. I bet Byakuya would be a lot more pissy with Gin forever after, though.

Commented, by the way.

Date: 2006-02-26 11:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yuusei-enigma.livejournal.com
*wouldn't know what to do with herself without you to fix her stupid mistakes*

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