Lycanthropy is a career choice, not a disease.

Title: No Bloodless Feud
Fandom: Hetalia
Rating: PG-13, for language and brief sexualized imagery and implied historical nasty
Pairings: Turkey, Turkey/Greece UST, Cyprus, TRNC
Time period: starts in the 1500s, ends in the 1970's.
Disclaimer: historia fanaticae scribo ergo non mihi. Or something. It's been a while since I studied Latin and Google translate is little help.
The cut-text is adapted from the introduction to the 1001 Nights.

Notes: Written for cinderscape as part of the help_japan auction.

( It is related (but God alone is all-knowing, as well as all-wise, and almighty, and all-bountiful), that there was, in ancient times, a Nation of the Empire of Osman, possessing numerous troops, and guards, and servants, and domestic dependents...* )

I decided to start a thread at help_japan.

That thread is here.

The way it works is you bid on what I'm offering (fic, 500-1K words, Hetalia, B-13, or original fic), and once/if you win, you get it made (written) for you. What you bid, you donate to a charity of your choice.

This entry is public, because although I don't expect anyone to bid, I would like to at least make the effort.

Starting bid is $5.

Title: Hearts and Minds
Fandom: Hetalia
Characters: Greece/Turkey
Rating: R
Notes: originally posted here for this prompt on the kink meme, and kindexed here. This is a rather belated de-anon; I think I missed it when it was indexed.

Summary: Turkey's history and pain are written on his body.

( the kindex summary is more fun but more misleading )

Title: A Positive Experience
Fandom: Hetalia
Rating: R
Characters: Germany/North Italy, France, Belgium, ensemble
Notes: originally posted here for this request on the kink meme, and not kindexed yet.
Disclaimer: lala himaruya's

Linguistic note: In French, the word for the nation of Germany (l’Allemagne) is feminine, so of course France makes his grammar agree accordingly. Deutschland in German is not feminine, but fortunately for everyone involved, making the agreement in French doesn’t change the pronunciation.


Summary: France insinuates lewd things about Italy's virginity. Germany is sufficiently annoyed by this that he decides (with some help from Belgium) that it's time to pursue Italy.

( virginity is valued only because it guarantees paternity, and thus is stupid to discuss in the case of nonreproductive sex. )

Title: 893
Fandom: Hetalia
Characters: America/Japan, cameos by several of the Japanese Prefectures
Rating: PG-13
Notes: originally posted here to fill this prompt and not kindexed yet.

Summary: America barges in on Japan's New Year, as he barges into everything else, and Japan is forced to remind him of some unpleasantness.

( if you know how the title is pronounced*, you know what this is about )

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Title: The Lights of Thine Eyes, and the Light of Thy Sword
Fandom: Hetalia
Rating: R/NC-17
Characters: Greece/Turkey, assorted shocked security goons
Notes: originally posted here for this prompt and kindexed here.

PSA: Use protection. Just because these two are going at it bareback doesn't mean you should. In fact, you probably shouldn't.

( in which travel is conducted and ambassadors are inconvenienced )

Title: Learning from History
Fandom: Hetalia-Vorkosigan Saga crossover
Characters: Japan, Cetaganda
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: not mine, etc
Notes: originally posted on the kink meme for this prompt and kindexed here.

There is no offense meant by this piece.

( Japan isn't sure he likes where Cetaganda's going )

Title: Commemorative
Fandom: Hetalia
Pairing: Greece/Turkey
Rating: NC-17
Notes: Originally written here on the kink meme for this prompt and kindexed here.

Timeline/history notes: Takes place in the future. The twins are of course Cyprus and Northern Cyprus; even in the future Turkey is the only one who acknowledges that he and Greece had twins.

Summary (based on the one from the kindex): Turkey had a great night. And he's going to have a great morning, too. This is how Greece gives congratulations.

( Turkey’s nose is warm but the back of his neck is cold. )

Title: Appetizer
Fandom: Hetalia
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Finland/Sweden; order is important
Warnings: unmitigated PWP
Notes: originally posted here for this prompt and kindexed here.

Slightly bowdlerized summary (from the kindex): A needy Sweden persuades Finland to stop thinking about cooking dinner and do him.

( yeah, like that )