[Bleach] Real Goals (Renji+Byakuya, Renji+Rukia)

Title: Real Goals
Rating: PG
Fandom: Bleach
Ships: Renji+Byakuya (implied), Renji+Rukia, Ichigo/Rukia
Summary: Renji didn't get the girl.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Words: 188

( i'm surprisingly coherent for 4:55 AM )

[Bleach] Not a Big Girl Now (Kenpachi, Yachiru, boys)

Title: Not a Big Girl Now
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Bleach
Characters: Kenpachi. Yachiru. "Dumbass boys."
Disclaimer: Characters aren't mine.
Summary: The boys discover Yachiru.
Warning: Crack.

( my sinuses feel like bad stuff )