[tGE AU] Excerpts From Editorials (Sandy musing)

[valmora]

Disclaimer: Not mine; all to MGM/UA and Paul Brickhill.

Excerpts from Editorials
A small peek into Sandy's head

Sandy gets put on indefinite suspension from the hockey team after breaking four of the other guy's ribs and knocking out a couple of teeth. His parents don't know what to do with him, other than pay the bills and send him to counseling, as usual.

Counseling, Sandy can tell them, doesn't help, but that doesn't seem to matter. Talking about why he gets angry hasn't been helping to keep it from happening again.

And okay, maybe some of it is the fact that his standards are so high that sexual frustration is the word of the lifetime; maybe some of it is the fact that he's never met anybody who could kick his ass in a brawl; maybe some of it is stress-venting. Who knows. All it means is a lot of headaches for the shrink.

It's as if, some have quipped, Sandy was born on PMS. Sandy has laughed at the joke before. It's usually RJ who says it, so it's okay, because RJ doesn't mean it like an insult.

Roger's never said it, and Sandy is how grateful for that? Enough that it makes his skin burn, enough that his palms itch to reach out and -

This is about the point at which something happens to piss him off - either his alarm clock goes off, or some stupid preppy girl giggles, or some boy says something Darwinistically stupid, and some of the gears in his head get their teeth out of line and he's suddenly unreasoningly angry, shoving them into walls or hitting them or saying something biting and heartless.

He knows he has a reputation as a complete bastard who will kill a guy so much as look at him. He also knows that his being gay is a wide-open secret, and that some people believe he's Roger's muscle, his Mafioso enforcer. Whatever. They can think what they want.

They can think what they want until they realize it's Roger who stops him from hurting people worse than he does.

Comments

[figletofvenice.livejournal.com]

Mmm, last line. That's the best. (And you really know how to pick 'em, hm?)

maybe some of it is the fact that his standards are so high that sexual frustration is the word of the lifetime
I like this, at least partially because I remember the conversation we had about this.

Sandy gets put on indefinite suspension from the hockey team after breaking four of the other guy's ribs and knocking out a couple of teeth.
Ahahah. Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, just what are we going to do with you? (Besides, well, kill you off later.)

I can't tell you enough how much I love how angry he is! And the last line is killer. As I sort of already said.

[valmora.livejournal.com]

(And you really know how to pick 'em, hm?)
I do try. =)

partially because I remember the conversation we had
What...conversation....? ::blinkstare:: This is why I need to save our conversations! I don't remember these things! ::cries in embarrassment::

Sandy, just what are we going to do with you?
Unfortunately, not let him get laid (ever).

(Besides, well, kill you off later.)
I think if we didn't, Mac would commit seppuku.

You should try writing Sandy some time. He will make you happy with his not-really-repressed violence and sexual tension and - hee! If he didn't hate girls so much and really existed I would probably have a horrible crush on him. XD

[figletofvenice.livejournal.com]

Don't be embarrassed! (I can't spell!) This conversation was a few months ago. We just talked about how Sandy is so aggressive partly because of sexual frustration. And we talked about the fact that he's never getting any. Ever. (Unless, I guess, we could have mercy on him, and let him bang Roger before the car accident, like in the boys locker room or something. Not that this was part of the converation. I think I could totally write that, though.)

I would like to try writing Sandy sometime. When I get around to it. I'm a horrendously slow writer.

[valmora.livejournal.com]

partly because of sexual frustration
LOL, I just got this lovely idea for someone making some quip that Sandy beating guys up is like how normal boys pull girls' pigtails trying to get their attention. XD XD

like in the boys locker room or something
Don't tempt me. Where does one hold Prom anyway? If at the school, lovely. The only problem is that wall!sex is probably not fun when there are locks digging into your back. >.<

I think I could totally write that, though.
::zombifies:: DOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!

I'm a horrendously slow writer.
Quality, not quantity. =)

[figletofvenice.livejournal.com]

Where does one hold Prom anyway? If at the school, lovely.
Depends on how much money one's class has to spend on prom. Even if it wasn't at their school I'm sure there would be some dark corner in another room on the other side of the builing. Or something to that effect.

The only problem is that wall!sex is probably not fun when there are locks digging into your back. >.<
I think that, maybe, you underestimate the degree to which Sandy is suffering from sexual frustration. I mean, the guy's about to explode. I think that the locks would not be the foremost thing in either of their minds. They might notice it later, but they wouldn't have that much longer to live, anyway, so whatever. XD (Yeah, I'm mean.)

::zombifies:: DOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!
I actually really want to. So there!

[valmora.livejournal.com]

I'm sure there would be some dark corner in another room
And if worse comes to worse there's always the men's. XD

you underestimate the degree to which Sandy is suffering from sexual frustration
Entirely possibly. Yes, I think you're right.

They might notice it later
XD bruises for an AU. In which Sandy gets asked lots of questions about why it looks like someone FINALLY beat him in a fight and he says, "What?" and the general reaction is, "Look at your back!"
Sandy: Oh. Hadn't noticed. ::puts shirt back on::
Everyone: WHAT IS THAT?
Sandy: What do you think?
Everyone: Who were you fighting with?
Sandy: No one.
Everyone: ::collective gasp::
Sandy: I got laid. ::glares, daring universe to ask who::
idiot in the back: Who?
Sandy: ::beats him::
RJ, after gym: Who?
Sandy: ...
::Roger meets them in the hall on way to German::
Roger: I think this is your shirt. ::hands it over to Sandy:: You left it at my place.
RJ: WHY AM I THE ONLY STRAIGHT ONE???? ::cries::

(Yeah, I'm mean.)
But refreshingly honest.

Yay! Ficcage!

[figletofvenice.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHA. The whole excahnge killed me. I mean, that would be awesome. (But could only happen if they weren't killed off right after prom, I think. Unless they were banging before prom, and no one knew until prom. Or something. But I like the banging the locker room better, I think.)

But refreshingly honest.
I like being brutally honest. It's fun.

::scurries off to think about fic::

This AU makes me so happy. I'm glad we went with it. XDXDXD

[valmora.livejournal.com]

if they weren't killed off right after prom
Exactly. It would be an AU of the AU. XD No, I think we should still kill them on Prom night as they're driving home because Sandy was giving Roger a hand job in the car. Because a drunk driver hit them.

I like the banging the locker room better
Me too. I think you and I both have a wall!sex kink.

I'm glad we went with it
Me too. At this rate, though, the epic will never get written. Ah, well.
BTW, do you want to start plotting the AU via LJ-comments/email?

[figletofvenice.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA. Or a little bit of both. A little handjob here, a little drunk driver there.

Me too. I think you and I both have a wall!sex kink.
...That's 'cause it's hot. But I am glad that I'm not the only one.

Me too. At this rate, though, the epic will never get written. Ah, well.
I think I agree.

BTW, do you want to start plotting the AU via LJ-comments/email?
I have no problem at all with this. I also don't have a problem writing a little this way, if you ever want to RP ever, and can't get on AIM

Also, I don't know if they're ever going to get to this, but I wanted to put it out there. Even if they die before this point. But I think that Sandy would be the mouthiest, pushiest bottom imaginable. It makes me laugh just thinking about it.

[valmora.livejournal.com]

Or a little bit of both.
Sounds good to me, if we ever get that far (if you want to even get that far or instead leave it from other people's point of view, as in, Bobby leaves the dance and sees the cleanup on his way home but the car's so totaled that he doesn't even realise it's Roger's...).

We can do the epic when we're done with the AU of Black Hole-ish Death.
You do realize that we're practically defining the tGE fandom, right? In years to come (if we finish this), everyone will be copying us when they do AUs. I'm not sure teen!Mac will always be senselessly violent, but...

if you ever want to RP ever,
Yes, please.

Sandy would be the mouthiest, pushiest bottom imaginable
You just made my day, I hope you know. XD XD

[figletofvenice.livejournal.com]

Hee. Wait, wait, someone on my flist (who I don't really talk to, I just read her fic) made a poll, and one of the questions was whether or not to slash tge! I just about... uh, died. I was like, we've got a fandom going here! Sorta. All two of us. ::laughs::

Yeah, we have all the notes from the epic, and even a few paragraphs, I think I have saved. We could totally come back to it later.

Plus, I love that we're defining a fandom. Not that anyone reads it, yet. But they will, they will. ::laughs:: We are cool. Hee.

Can't you just see it? I mean:
Roger: Would you hold still?
Sandy: And would you just get on with it? I mean, I've been waiting for this for years, okay? NO convinient girl to bang over here. Even if I'd wanted to. ::shudders::
Roger: I want to be able to savor this later, okay?
Sandy: We're in the fucking locker room. Not much to savor. Just get on with it! ::pushes::

[valmora.livejournal.com]

we've got a fandom going here!
Indeed! You, and me, and your friend, started it, and now it's spreading - the ficwriter on your flist, and possibly mcicioni if she decides to write, and my friends will at least read if they EVER WATCH THE MOVIE. XD From little (and hopelessly violent) acorns...

come back to it later.
Sounds good to me.

I love that we're defining a fandom.
It gives me this horrible urge to cackle maniacally.

Sandy: And would you just get on with it?
OMG I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING FOR HIM TODAY IN GYM. Creepy mental wavelengths, you and me.

Roger: I want to be able to savor this later, okay?
Aww. I always knew he was a hopeless romantic.

And I think Sandy should, for an extra dash of irony, make some comment of, "It's not like you won't be doing this again!"

I also think he should have a soft spot for marmalade. Yes, I know that was (slightly) random (not really - I'm fairly certani that's what he gives up to Hendley in the movie, and I detect a strong note of regret when he hands it over).

[figletofvenice.livejournal.com]

I wrote a whole long thing, and then my browser froze, and I lost it. ::pouts::

ANYway.

Creepy mental wavelengths, you and me.
AHAHAHA. YESSSS.

[figletofvenice.livejournal.com]

Aww. I always knew he was a hopeless romantic.
I know. Isn't he cute? Plus, more fun to write that way. XD

"It's not like you won't be doing this again!"
You're a mean one.... ::evil grin::

I remember the marmalade thing from the movie, even if that comment was rather random. How would you want to use this in the AU?

((Yeah, I posted the other comment by accident without finishing. I think I need to sleep more.))

[valmora.livejournal.com]

and I lost it. ::pouts::
::pouts with you:: I've been there, too.

Isn't he cute?
Indeed. I just want to squish him like a plushie.

You're a mean one....
That's me. Ms. Grinch.

I remember the marmalade thing from the movie
Oh, good. I love how I can just randomly refer to things and you get them. When I try to do that with other people they just stare blankly at me. >.< (especially this one Harry Potter fandom drabble where the humour hinged on knowing the context of the tGE quote...)

How would you want to use this in the AU?
I have no idea yet. But I think Sandy should be bribable with various kinds of....er.... jelly...um... forget I said that....

I posted the other comment by accident
It's okay. I still love you. =)

I need to sleep more.
So does everybody. Then again, if you listen to the Scots - "You can sleep when you're dead."

[figletofvenice.livejournal.com]

Oh, good. I love how I can just randomly refer to things and you get them.
Agreed. I've gotten those blank looks before. It's always nice to know someone who knows the movie as in-depthly as you do. (Did I just make that word up? No matter.)

I have no idea yet. But I think Sandy should be bribable with various kinds of....er.... jelly...um... forget I said that....
This made me giggle. A funny idea, although, seeing as we've made Sandy really twisted and bitter, I doubt it would work quite that way.

[valmora.livejournal.com]

always nice to know someone who knows the movie as in-depthly as you do
Indeed, especially since then we can fangirl together about James Coburn. =)

I doubt it would work quite that way.
Well, no. It would have to be Roger bribing him, because then it's more the Roger factor than the jelly factor. And some later date in the story, Eric or Louis tries the same thing, and Sandy turns him down flat. =)

On tangent - is Roger in denial during the fic, or does he just gradually come to the realisation that he's at least bi? I would generally think the latter, given that he's friends with Sandy, who's pretty out (although from his general misanthropy, you wouldn't know he was a sexual being at all!), but if you can think of some dark, lingering psychological reason for him to be in denial, go for it. XD

[valmora.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm so in love with closing HTML tags, I am. Sorry 'bout that.

[darsnape-dracul.livejournal.com]

Um, Emily . . . which guy from OBD looks like Alan Rickman, caause you really lost me, cause the band seems to change so much.

[valmora.livejournal.com]

Jonny Hardie.

[(Anonymous)]

Nope, don't see it. It might be the hair.