figletofvenice

[valmora]

A gift snippet for figletofvenice.

Title: Health Notices
Rating: PG-15 for implications
Fandom: tGE AU
Pairing: gen, but joking mention of boysecks.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Thanks.



Second period of day two of adverb clauses and since the end of break, and Roger's brain already feels fuzzy, too full of information and his thoughts slowed by sleep deprivation.

Rupert is of course bright and overly-intelligent, but the deep shadows beneath his eyes give away the lie, which is that RJ hasn't been getting enough sleep, either - if he's been getting any at all. Roger would feel pity for him, but really, they're all in the same boat.

"Since I'm sure you're completely bored, let's switch gears - that's a good idiomatic expression, if you will note that, let's switch gears and go to our folk tales - yes, Eric?"

"May I go to the nurse's office?"

"All right. Here, I'll write you a pass - "

Murmurs from the class as Eric stands, face blanching at the movement and -

Yeah, no wonder he doesn't look so hot, if the first thing he does is dart to the trash can and throw up. Roger looks away out of politeness, and catches Sandy grinning at him as Eric stands up again. Has only a moment to feel that maybe he should shut Sandy up, but -

"Jeez, Eric. I thought you knew enough to use protection," and everyone's laughing, even Eric himself.

"You know the baby's yours," is the slightly ironic answer, and it's all okay.

Comments

[yuusei-enigma.livejournal.com]

*sputters* You amuse me yet again! XD <3

And you! Merry Christmas to you! But where is my ByaRen drabble?! *desperate* For SHAME! *is glad you don't hound her for pr0n like she hounds you..*

[valmora.livejournal.com]

I just posted your drabble, my dear. =)

WAIT, YOU'VE SEEN THE GREAT ESCAPE???? WHY ARE YOU NOT PARTICIPATING IN THE FANDOM IF YOU HAVE???? ::whacks you upside the head::

(If you haven't seen the movie, you need to. XD )

[yuusei-enigma.livejournal.com]

WAIII I LOVE YOU *GOES TO READ LIKE WHOA*

^___^;; I have!! But but but I'm lazy! *whimpers and rubs head* ;--;

[valmora.livejournal.com]

But but but I'm lazy
If you can write Bleach pr0n you can write Danny/Willie moosh. C'mon, you can do it.

[yuusei-enigma.livejournal.com]

*huffs* Fine.. Then once you beta my pr0n I'll write you some Danny/Willie mega-moosh as a reward XDD Deal?

[valmora.livejournal.com]

Deal. XD

[yuusei-enigma.livejournal.com]

Yayz! XDD

*feels bad for you 'cause you have to beta through all the horribleness*

[valmora.livejournal.com]

beta through all the horribleness*
Stop insulting yourself. You're not bad. Just think of all those Mary Sues on FFN.

[yuusei-enigma.livejournal.com]

;-; I'm glad you don't think I'm bad... *whines* ...but I haven't written pr0n in forever and it was sucky.. No pun intended X_X

Renji: I hate you.

[figletofvenice.livejournal.com]

I LOVE YOU, OKAY?

sdlfhjafohjaoefhrjaer

I love Sandy and Eric. I mean, just, sdgSHDgaifhdg

::is completely incoherent::

This made me smile so much.

[valmora.livejournal.com]

I LOVE YOU TOO ASDLKFJWEKLROT.

We should play Sandy and Eric off each other someday. Because, well, Eric is TEH GAY, and Sandy doesn't hate him, and they think it's funny to weird people out. XD

[figletofvenice.livejournal.com]

We should totally do that! Once we finish with Dai and Hayes, because the tension is so much fun. Who would you want to be? I've never RPed Sandy, and I've done Eric, but whatever you want is cool with me.

I, personally, also think that weirding people out is fun. XD

[valmora.livejournal.com]

Once we finish with Dai and Hayes,
Indeed. Sexual tension rocks my world.

I've never RPed Sandy,
I'm assuming that it's fairly easy - choose the most bastardly response you can think of and take it down about two notches. XD
Seriously, though - you've written Sandy. It can't be that difficult now. And I don't think I've actually written more than five lines of Eric...

You should be Sandy and I can be Eric.

Weirding people out is one of the more amazing things in this world.

[figletofvenice.livejournal.com]

Yay! RPing when I get home! I'm looking forward to it!

I'll work on Sandy, and I have written him, but tell me if I write something that he wouldn't say. Just 'cause I'm not positive. Bastard!Sandy always amuses me, 'cause in the movie, he's a pretty nice, upstanding guy. What did we do to him in the AU? AHAHAHA, we're so mean to him.

And, well, to everyone else.

::goes off to think about the ending of the locker!AU::

[valmora.livejournal.com]

I'm looking forward to it!
Ditto! The only problem is that I won't be back at home, with internet access, until the 1st. STINKY EVIL DOOM, because I go back to school on the third.

tell me if I write something that he wouldn't say
Will do. =)

in the movie, he's a pretty nice
Sandy is perfectly upstanding. XD He's just not nice.
Also, I've had my Rationalization Generator on it, and so far it's contemplating the rationalisation that Mac is much more mature and understands the value of cooperation.
I mean, can you imagine the kinds of trouble Sandy would have at getting teacher recommendations for college? Besides from Herr V, obviously, because he's a good student in German. But science? Or, heaven forbid, journalism?
Furthermore, remember, Mac has presumably managed to get out his repressed violence as a pilot. Sandy...doesn't even have hockey anymore. O.o
.......
.....
AAAAGH MENTAL IMAGERY. ::tries to wash brain::

think about the ending of the locker!AU
Yay! ::cheers and dances::