Lycanthropy is a career choice, not a disease.

Title: Water Without Stinting
Rating: NC-17.
Fandom: Hetalia
Characters: Finland/Sweden, Sealand, Hana-tamago
Disclaimer: Not mine, no money made.
Notes: Originally posted here for this prompt at the kink meme and indexed here.

The title is a repeated line from the Eino Friberg translation of the Kalevala. If he were to find out how I am using it, he would probably be a bit offended.

If you compare the style in which I've written Sweden's dialogue in this version and in the original, you will notice they are different. My attitudes towards his mumblegruntspeak have changed over time: he's not speaking incomprehensible mumblegrunt. He's speaking a perfectly legitimate, though nonstandard, dialect of Japanese. My portrayal of his dialogue has shifted accordingly.

PSA: Use protection, folks. Just because Sweden and Finland don't doesn't mean you shouldn't.


( in which i make a motif out of apples and stubble. )

Title: Stepsiblings
Fandom: Hetalia
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Sealand-centric, England, Finland/Sweden, Åland
Disclaimer: not my characters, for the most part - there's no canon Åland yet - and I didn't make money.
Notes: originally posted for this prompt here at the kink meme and indexed here.

( some notey garbage on some dialectal stuff I did with Sweden's dialogue here during editing. )


( 'Tell Finland he’s bollocksing up his second chance at parenting,' England yelled out at him. )

Originally written for the kink meme, but does not contain sex.

Title: Dragon Well
Fandom: Hetalia
Rating: PG-13
Characters: China, Yang Guifei
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Notes: Originally written for the kink meme here for this prompt and archived at the kindex here.

The title comes from a type of Chinese tea that's supposedly very good. The final line is an adaptation of a Japanese proverb stolen from Chinese. The Mandate of Heaven is a Chinese religious-political concept.

( hooray for usurpation! )

the anon meme.

Making this entry public because I really do want the feedback, although simple flames are not exactly appreciated.

Title: Without Victory
Fandom: Hetalia
Rating: R for sexual content
Characters: Finland/Sweden
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Notes: originally posted here from a prompt that has since been deleted, and indexed here.

Summary: Val commits historical fail. Sweden and Finland have a spat over the Winter War, and these two links (the second one should be "Finnish Soldier") should clear up the effects for you.

( I swear I've done research since I wrote this )

Title: Conference Crasher
Fandom: Hetalia
Characters: Sealand, Cyprus twins, Prussia, Finland/Sweden, everyone else
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: not mine
Notes: originally posted here at the kink meme based on this prompt, kindexed here.

Summary: Sealand realizes that something must be done to rescue the Nations of the world from all becoming vampires like Prussia and the G8.

( then he enlists the Cyprus twins )

Title: Dogs and Bees
Fandom: Hetalia
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Finland, Sealand, Finland/Sweden
Disclaimer: not mine
Notes: originally posted here at the kink meme based on this prompt, here at the kindex.

Summary: Sealand caught an eyeful. Finland (with some help from Hana-Tamago) does damage control.

( in which there is a very, very happy dog )

Title: untitled
Fandom: Hetalia
Characters: Finland/Sweden, mention of Sealand
Rating: R/NC-17, NSFW for sexual content
Disclaimer: not mine
Notes: originally posted here at the kink meme for this prompt and archived here at the kindex.

Summary: "Unintentional grinding is a great way to say good morning." (from the description at aphkink_aid)

( I'm sure you can do the math after that summary. )

De-anoning from the kink meme and backdating to not spam flists.

Title: untitled
Fandom: Hetalia
Characters: Canada/America
Rating: PG-13 excluding some mild language
Disclaimer: incredible degrees of not mine
Notes: originally posted at the kink meme for this prompt, linked at the kindex here.

Summary: America is, at once and to his dismay, both a fundamentalist Christian and subject to his desires as a Nation. Internal conflict ensues.

( a church! )